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candy canes 

A term sometimes used to describe menthol cigarettes.
Damn kid, just got some Marb Smooths, shit's like smokin candy canes.
candy canes by Grids November 26, 2007

New England Candy cane 

When a guy fucks a girl on her period and he pulls it out of her pussy and it looks like a candy cane because of the blood
yeah i heard he period fucked hear and he had a new england candy cane

candy cane

When you fuck a girl on her period, pull out, and blow a load of jizz and blood on her face, making it appear as if she is sucking a candy cane.
I gave that bitch a candy cane.
candy cane by stoner 511 February 13, 2010

candy cane child 

a White Stripes crazy.
i'm a candy cane child and i'm proud
candy cane child by tiny terror January 7, 2004

Candy Cane Syndrome

The curvature of the penis due to excessive masturbation. (Penis usually reddens in color).
Doctor: I'm afraid your son has Candy Cane Syndrome.
Mother: What do I do?!
Doctor: Well you can start with putting a password on your computer.

candy cane challenge

When a woman has nipples so hard she can hang candy canes on them
Guy 1: Hey, did you those candy canes hanging on her nipples? They must have been so hard to keep them there!
Guy 2: Yeah! It’s called the candy cane challenge. It’s a holiday tradition.
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Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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