An imaginary country made up by the United Nations to make the world think there are nice people in this world. It's just a small part of America filled with robots.
Hey John, do you wanna go with me to my trip to Canada?
Dude, Canada's not real. It's just a fake country.
Dude, Canada's not real. It's just a fake country.
by A Canadian robot June 14, 2018
by Bannana_Toast March 15, 2018
A region unknown to the world. A place where the American government stores years of top secret information and create lies like Canada is real. They want to keep America under control and away from communist leaders. Everyone who "lives" in Canada are really traitorous Americans who have been brain washed into think that they are a nation above the almighty USA. If you ever see a Canadian do not panic. Stop whatever you are doing and burn their maple syrup supply. The smell of this frightens them away and gives you enough time to smack them with a silver plate of freedom and call upon the American eagle to spirit you away to safety. Canadians to avoid: Faith Mackey
SpongeBob: hey Patrick what am i
Patrick: stupid?
SpongeBob: no Canada
Patrick: what's the difference
Patrick: stupid?
SpongeBob: no Canada
Patrick: what's the difference
by That dude from sams club January 15, 2014
by whomph February 17, 2011
I think it's just great that we have set aside Canada as our designated National Moose Preserve. I'm not sure which president did it, but score an environmental point for him! We need more presidents like that before the environment is completely shot to hell.
by Nancy Dragoin November 2, 2007
Its the sex capital of the world. As it is a country where beavers and Horses are their national animals.
It is also a country where beaver tails refer to pancakes and is considered to be a romantic gesture for a guy to offer the girl a beaver tail. (opposite of how beavers are offered usually)
But the world is glad to have a country like Canada; after all, everyone needs a reason to laugh
It is also a country where beaver tails refer to pancakes and is considered to be a romantic gesture for a guy to offer the girl a beaver tail. (opposite of how beavers are offered usually)
But the world is glad to have a country like Canada; after all, everyone needs a reason to laugh
by flame_thrower February 2, 2013
A country founded by John Cabot (as much as french people hate to admit so they say Jacques Cartier) Later Britain came and owned the french in Plains of Abraham. Became our own country in 1867, life was good we kicked ass in both world wars and the Korean war. 70's came and so did the sepratists, screwing up Canada from it's British ties forever. Flag and anthem changed because it was 'racist to immigrants' (if they don't like our culture than fuck them) later Canada was made fun of because we were 'pussies' when really we could kick all your asses in a fight. We like hockey, we say zed not zee, we say eh, the stereotypical accent is actually ottawa valley accent... Canada, Ireland and Germany may be the biggest beer drinkers. We have free health care, and we have our own legal terrorist (quebecois) Cheers.
by nukendukegg May 10, 2009