calling off 

Reporting your impending absence from work to your employer or supervisor without bothering to come up with an excuse. It's not like they're going to believe your obvious lie anyway.

Yeah, Mr. Bossman, I'm gonna be calling off today.

calling off by wankels June 30, 2011

Calling off Doug 

When you aren't sick or have any emergency, but you still don't want to go to work.

I feel fine today. But I'm calling off Doug to work anyway

Calling off Doug by mesatron July 2, 2016

callin’offscopy 

A totally valid reason for not coming to work. Meant to resemble a colonoscopy.

Wes “couldn’t” make it in today. He has an emergency callin’offscopy scheduled.

callin’offscopy by Zealotte April 20, 2024