california rolls 

Originally invented in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada; these disgusting little knock-offs consist of: Gohan (sushi rice), Nori (seaweed), Kappa (Cucumber), Avacado, and Fake Crab+ Mayonniase paste (think Tuna Sandwich)... all rolled up inside out from the way of traditional sushi (to hide the seaweed from plain sight).

This "Meal" (and I use the term loosely) is often eaten when someone thinks that they are being cultural by eating "japanese food".

The Japanese dispise California rolls because they are not considered traditional sushi, or even sushi at all... they are an invention to try and make people who don't like sushi "like sushi"...

Becky and Suzanne went to their favorite Japanese restaurant and ordered california rolls because they thought that they were being cultural by eating japanese food..

"Hey Zansuki, I just shit in his california rolls!"
"SO DESUKA?? SUGEI!!"

california rolls by Keenanberg September 12, 2006

Rolled A California Roll 

When you are playing PvZ heroes and your opponent rolls a 3, 2, and a 3 on with their block meter immediately after blocking the turn before.

What the heck! He rolled a California Roll and blocked two turns in a row.

Rolled A California Roll by DnskcnsmkAaaaa April 11, 2021

California roll 

v. To fail to make a complete stop at a red light or stop sign, especially when turning. Also known as a California stop.

"She got ticketed for a California roll."

California roll by wayfarer April 27, 2005

california roll 

n.
1)sushi ordered in Japanese restaurants by white people or virgin sushi eaters
2)contains imitation crab meat, avacado, mayo, cucumber, seasame seeds, dried seaweed, wrapped inside white rice (no raw fish)

whitey #1: "eeewww yuck raw fish, i don't eat bait that's like totally gross. can i order a hot dog or burger."

yuppie: "order some california rolls, it's like as cool as yoga and the other asian crap i think i know about to appear to be cultured and sophisticated when all i'm doing is following some stupid trend started by celebrities."

california roll by Paulo Y. October 5, 2004

California Roll 

A Californian's response to the "Stop" sign.

The California Roller slows down slightly while rolling through an intersection as an acknowledgement that the local Department of Public Safety has gone to the expense and trouble of placing a traffic control sign or blinking red light there.

"No California Rolls at the stop sign - you must come to a complete stop." (as donated to the UD by my wife, the driving coach)

California Roll by denver coonass March 18, 2008

california roll 

The true name of the popular term california stop.

Jeff california-rolled through the stop sign/traffic light when turning right.

california roll by Eric Zaccaria March 14, 2005

California roll and go 

Term used to descride not comming to a total stop at a stop sign.

Person in car: ahh man, why did u pull me over?
Cop: well, u did one helluva california roll and go back there at that stop sign!

California roll and go by DA BOSS! April 15, 2011