california cool 

having that laid back, chill swagger that all the honeys love. basically not giving a fuck and kicking it with the homies and a lot of pot.

Creeper: "damn man Jared never gets pissed"
Hasselhoff: "he's california cool man."

california cool by Livingbakedashell August 19, 2011

california coolstick 

A calcification of coolness, that forms up the ass of people living in california. Just by virtue of being "from california" . Not certain if it is in the water, or the air, but it is there.

Host : Sorry sir, there are no tables available....
California asshole: "But, im from california, (pauses for you to appreciate how cool they are), surely yoy can make it happen for someone as cool as me..."
Host: "geez, this guy has a california coolstick soooo far up his own ass"

california coolstick by Frank durtcock July 5, 2018