california potato 

when you jiz in a frying pan and cook it. (not california potato chip)

dude i cooked her the biggest california potato and she swallowed it whole.

california potato by tumtum September 11, 2005

california potato power 

The assumed lyrics to the line "get up on your feet, tear down the wall," in Persona 4's opening theme, "Pursue My True Self." A perfect example of how difficult it is to translate "Engrish."

Lance: Hey, you're playing Persona 4? Oh, I love that one song, "California Potato Power."

David: It's called "Pursue My True Self", dumb-ass.

california potato power by gamerrox August 3, 2010

california potato chip 

when you shoot a girl in the back with a load and it dries overnight. in the morning you peel it off and feed it to her for breakfast potato chip style

i fed holly a califrnia potato chip

california potato chip by spanky May 25, 2003

california potato chip 

The puddle of his-n-her goo left on the sheets after fucking. Once dry, it can be peeled off the sheets and eaten like a thin, crispy potato chip.

Ew! Are we having California Potato Chips for breakfast again? I'd better go to the grocery store today.

california potato chip by Satan October 20, 2003

California Potato Chip 

When semen lands on leather upholstry, dries, and is able to be peeled off resembling a potato chip.

My boyfriend has been up to something because I found a california potato chip on his leather sofa.

California Potato Chip by stahlout September 15, 2006

California potato chip 

Dried sperm on clothing.

After riding the bus home from the strip club, Ehud was sporting a California potato chip on his shorts from losing it while getting a lap dance.

California potato chip by Ehud Avni August 24, 2010

California potato chips 

Cumming onto a vinyl seat, letting it bake in the sun, and then peeling it off and eating it.

The day after getting laid in my back of my car, Trevor ate the California potato chips I left on the back seat.

California potato chips by DiZhavano March 3, 2018