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California High School 

A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive
about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.
To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have

from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is
your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
Wow! There are so many AP classes at California High School! Let's not go to DVHS and switch to CHS!
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California High School 

A place that will definetly suit the needs of those coming out of pine valley middle schools. Counselors seem pretty positive about the school, but that may be to hide the things thaat go on behind closed doors. Seems to be your classic 'movie' high school, but ya know, probably not.

To those asian students going through depression coming in here, welcome to heaven! But for the majority, this place may continue the depression you have from jailPine Valley. Crack may be readily available here, but you really never know the market. You can't expect too many nice people here, even if it is your crush from middle school. Life gets hard here, for sure. Still definetly a great step up from the lifeless desert of 4 years which is Dougherty Valley high
school.
Bill: The teachers here at California High School are so nice!
Bob: I know, they even gave me some coke!
Bill: Wow! Where can I get some?

Bob: At the vending machine.

Troy High School California 

Its a magical place where kids can literally kys over homework and Chavez sucks ass and kids have sex and shit and one of the teachers is a prostitute
Troy High School California is a magic place where you can sleep in class.
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026