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California Cold 

"the congestion of the nasal cavity after a long night of skiing and never leaving the bathroom"

"A cold in the middle of july"

"what you get from hanging out with kate moss"

"the reason you can't sleep at night" "snifflesniffle"

"A cool way to loose weight"
"year long sniffles"

"Cocaine in your mustache"

"all you need is 40 bucks it will change your life"

"Hey peter hows that California Cold? Good bud all I had was 40 bucks"

"hey man its july why do you sound like your a crack head?" peter coughs twice " BECAUSE I AM ALRIGHT "

"PASS ME THE FUCKING SPOON"
California Cold by porpen September 1, 2009
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California Cold 

When a so-cal native travels to another part of the world and the place has a temperature that may be normal or hot for them but for so-cal natives cold as hell. This is because it gets spicy in so-cal

California Coldpocket 

The act of taking a shit in ones vagina when said person is dead.
"That night my ex died. So as a last present I dug up her grave and gave her a California Coldpocket." purely an example made for comedic reasons.