Cali bro
A guy in california who has all matching clothes and wears straight billed hats up and to the right. They are always d-bags
Cali bro by Cali Bro Killer October 15, 2008
calibroke
When an individual makes a handsome income of at least 6 figures, but they live in southern California so they still can't afford shit due to everything being so highly taxed and overpriced.
Hey you wanna go out and grab a drink?
Nah man. I can't afford it.
But I thought you make good money?
Yea but after paying $3200 in rent on my 10 square foot studio, paying $200 for a bag of carrots at the grocery store and filling my gas tank in exchange for my entire retirement fund, I'm calibroke and can't really go out.
Nah man. I can't afford it.
But I thought you make good money?
Yea but after paying $3200 in rent on my 10 square foot studio, paying $200 for a bag of carrots at the grocery store and filling my gas tank in exchange for my entire retirement fund, I'm calibroke and can't really go out.
Breadhead
Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Stink lines
As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
schmegegge
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008
eye bleach
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Stroad
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012