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Cali Brick

California's version of extremely cold tempertures, usually 39-50 degrees. It's so cold that flip flops are no longer an option, one must wear socks, uggs, and/or a heavy peacoat to survive.
Dude, it's like totally Cali brick outside, we might want to consider growing indoor pot for the next grow cycle.

I know its not 15 below, but it is Cali brick, I need to put on multiple layers of clothing, and this is totally "killing my vibe".
When it's Cali brick, does that mean I need to buy snow chains?
Cali Brick by LadyTecniq February 25, 2018
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Caliprick 

Ass-kissing interlopers from California who move up to Washington State and take away jobs from Washington natives. Known for exchanging sexual favors for management positions, Usually found driving flashy SUVs and waving around flashier resumes, destroying the hopes and dreams of hard working local laborers of ever being promoted.
Caliprick by Slave-boy May 13, 2005
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Caliprick 

Ass-kissing interlopers from California who move up to Washington State and take jobs away from Washington natives. Usually exchanging sexual favors for management positions, crushing the hopes and dreams of hard working local laborers of ever getting promoted ( an on going problem since 1988). Can be reconized by there flashy SUVs and flashier resumes.
Joel The Trone Warming Director
See: Flip Flop Fag
Caliprick by Slave-boy May 13, 2005

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016