The most spazmodial being in the known universe. Extremely hostile when approached and will spit meaningless gibberish at you if you get too close. A Caleb can often be seen with it's hands in it's pockets standing underneath a tree smiling it's dumb bucktoothed smile. Not to be confused with a "nerd", a Caleb will get extremely triggered at this and would immediately rant on how it is not a "nerd" and most likely attack you with it's spaghetti arms. Famous for not being good at anything other than talking really fast, Calebs have been observed to get extremely jealous around people who are so much more clearly better than it is.
by An extremely concerned adult November 23, 2018
Caleb Johnson is such a good and bad person at the same time. Caleb Johnson can warm your heart but at can also break it. Caleb is the definition of a Glenn. He is truly what a Glenn is meant to be. A pussy magnet, but only for a short amount of time. He is always laughing and saying stupid shit. Caleb Johnson will sometimes not mean what he says and it can go a long way because you thought you trusted him. Make sure to confront him if this happens because he doesn’t want to hurt anybody.
Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.
He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
Caleb Johnson is usually a good looking dude. However he is a mirror magnet and always talked about his body. He will also have a weird obsession with something that absolutely none of his friends give the slightest FUCK about. Caleb Johnson makes friends easily and loves talking to women.
He is usually a really good friend to anyone, but if he says something somewhat negative. Don’t let it get to you.
by MiloBasscoming4urASS July 19, 2022
Caleb Ryan is the name of a frog, that switches between contacts and bulky glasses, but still cant see anything further than 50 cm away.
by james purdy October 7, 2020
An amazing person who’s always there for his friends if you do something to hurt him he’ll hold u against it so hold him close and treat him right and never stop loving him
by Madelynn Ruth January 30, 2020