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Caleb Nowland

Caleb is an aspiring professional tennis player, TikTok celebrity and Australian Icon. Training at Shaw Park tennis centre, Caleb perfects his technique and fitness on the daily. Caleb enjoys addressing Matthew Reid by his full name in any spare time he finds. He is also a good friend of both Matt and Nick Kyrgios. Over the course of the last few months, Caleb’s Instagram following has spiked astronomically due to his livestreams featuring many of his fans. You can follow his Instagram @calebnowland__. Caleb also holds meet and greets for the overwhelming number of fans which he has accumulated. His meet and greets are few and far between, however Caleb rarely attracts less than a few thousand fans each time he holds one. A number of his fans are female. It is rumoured that Caleb’s facial hair has not yet failed to turn a female on. Caleb is someone to look out for in the future. It’s is more than likely that you will see him in a grand slam final in years to come.
person 1: did you see Caleb Nowlands live last night?!
person 2: yes omg! He sung old town road for me!!
person 1: omg I’m so annoyed I wish I saw that :(
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Caleb Nowland

Caleb is a professional tennis player. While once famous he was killed by demons Lachy and Oscar. Caleb is always remembered on the 29th of May by a select few caleb followers which can only be identified by their Tatoos. Caleb has seen many ass in his time. CALEB IS A LEGEND.
Caleb Nowland is a Professional Tennis player located in Brisbane, Australia. Caleb is known widely for his deadly back hand off the serve.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026