Caleb Adefris

Caleb at first seems to be the most mysterious and intimidating man. One may assume he's used to attention because of how he carries himself so nonchalant. Though true, Caleb unpeeled is one of the greatest mysteries to be solved. He's tall and towering with patience and love. He always gives the best hugs and kisses. You may remember him for his cardigans or iconic sunglasses but he is never shady. He hates drama. He is literally the most undramatic man ever. However, when he loves you, he will put himself in uncomfortable situations for you and your justifications of it being for the greater good. Sometimes you may catch yourself deep in thought studying Caleb because of something he says, the way he blinks, his facial expressions, and ultimately just because you realize the love and appreciation you have. Everything trivial that seems purposeless begins to have meaning to the point where it's overwhelming. Kissing him fills your heart and holding him for what is forever seems to fly by. Though normally independent, he makes sure you can depend. He is always there for you with the proper advice and rational answer. Caleb is a security blanket, making the uncomfiest of places your home. Caleb has a birthmark on his right eye reminding you that he is in fact real and not the greatest dream. The more you get to know Caleb and spend time with him the more you realize the profound admiration you have for his soul, cute smile, squeezable nose, pouty lips, etc.

Do you know Caleb Adefris? The most famous novelist, model, film writer, director, and pilot ever?

Yes that's my idol... slay king

Caleb Adefris by jeonghan January 24, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007