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Cajun Surprise

It's when you eat spicy crawfish and then fingerbang a girl. At first she's all down with the fingerbanging and moaning and shit. Then, out of nowhere, the spices on your hand from eating the crawfish start burning her bone-collector. It usually doesn't burn in a positive way.
Dude, I made this bitch cry last night from a Cajun Surprise, that batch of crawfish must have had extra crab boil.
Cajun Surprise by Thor-Hunter July 19, 2009
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El Cajon Surprise

When you pick up a hooker in El Cajon, you are treated to the delight of her swamp ass caused by the horrific humidity.
I had some fun last night 'til the last hooker gave me an El Cajon Surprise.
El Cajon Surprise by HairyCola July 15, 2011