by Vanishing November 28, 2019
Where New Trier High School students go to learn instead of normal school when they're too misbehaved and crazy to function in a regular class.
Kid 1: Where has your friend been lately?
Kid 2: Oh, he got put in the cage for throwing things everywhere.
Kid 1: Ah, that sucks man.
Kid 2: Oh, he got put in the cage for throwing things everywhere.
Kid 1: Ah, that sucks man.
by ChaoNT September 16, 2018
Lucifer "You're STILL in the cage!?"
God "Yup... It's pretty good man. I can see how there's, like, an infinite number of ways this can be done. But, yeah... It takes a minute..."
Lucifer "What... IS all this?"
God "Mm? That? I made some orbs."
Lucifer "Orbs? Really? What is the point of all that?"
God "What do you mean? It's orbs."
Lucifer ๐คฆ "Tsk! I heard you the first time but WHY ORBS? Why not cubes or pyramids or something?"
God "Oh, no. No... I got some pyramids in there... They grow on the orbs sometimes... And, like, cubes will end up looking like orbs when you spin them, kind of... So... Just orbs..."
Lucifer ๐ฎ ๐จ "Ok... Sure. The orbs grow pyramids. Wait... Did you TRY cubes already?"
God ๐ณ "..... No."
Lucifer ๐ "....... So... What ARE they? What are they made of?"
God "Oh! A bunch of stuff man! You got your Helium... Hydrogen... Nitrogen... Mercury... Um, Barium... Er, is barium a thing? Yeah... Yeah that sounds like a thing... Barium..."
Lucifer "THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH!"
God "I mean I have to call them somethi- Hey, don't! Don't touch that one! That one's hot."
Lucifer ๐คจ "They're HOT orbs that spin?"
God "Pfft! No! That would be stupid! Only the hot ones are hot... Silly..." ๐
Lucifer ๐คฆ "Oh my... You... I am becoming frustrated... With you.... Now..."
God "Yup... It's pretty good man. I can see how there's, like, an infinite number of ways this can be done. But, yeah... It takes a minute..."
Lucifer "What... IS all this?"
God "Mm? That? I made some orbs."
Lucifer "Orbs? Really? What is the point of all that?"
God "What do you mean? It's orbs."
Lucifer ๐คฆ "Tsk! I heard you the first time but WHY ORBS? Why not cubes or pyramids or something?"
God "Oh, no. No... I got some pyramids in there... They grow on the orbs sometimes... And, like, cubes will end up looking like orbs when you spin them, kind of... So... Just orbs..."
Lucifer ๐ฎ ๐จ "Ok... Sure. The orbs grow pyramids. Wait... Did you TRY cubes already?"
God ๐ณ "..... No."
Lucifer ๐ "....... So... What ARE they? What are they made of?"
God "Oh! A bunch of stuff man! You got your Helium... Hydrogen... Nitrogen... Mercury... Um, Barium... Er, is barium a thing? Yeah... Yeah that sounds like a thing... Barium..."
Lucifer "THAT'S JUST A BUNCH OF GIBBERISH!"
God "I mean I have to call them somethi- Hey, don't! Don't touch that one! That one's hot."
Lucifer ๐คจ "They're HOT orbs that spin?"
God "Pfft! No! That would be stupid! Only the hot ones are hot... Silly..." ๐
Lucifer ๐คฆ "Oh my... You... I am becoming frustrated... With you.... Now..."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.
Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!
Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.
Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.
Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.
Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.
by TheRuminator November 27, 2020
Cacacacacacacage!
Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"
Michael "We're here." ๐ *Knock knock knock*
Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"
Michael "Hello ๐๐ Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"
Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"
Abraham ๐ณ โ๏ธ "What's this all about?"
Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"
*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*
Michael "We have a message from-"
Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" ๐
Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."
Lucifer ๐จ "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" ๐คจ
Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."
Abraham ๐ฑ "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"
Michael "Hold on a moment..." โ๏ธ๐ ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."
Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
Lucifer "Yeah, I don't see what the big deal is... This place is pretty dope... But you see what I mean about the ethical-"
Michael "We're here." ๐ *Knock knock knock*
Abraham *Clears throat* "Hello?"
Michael "Hello ๐๐ Can I speak to you for a moment about our lord and savior-"
Lucifer "Holy shit! He IS old! Look at how OLD he is! Son of a bitch! Do I not have a firm grasp of time!?"
Abraham ๐ณ โ๏ธ "What's this all about?"
Lucifer "Anywho... Open up. Out of the way!"
*Michael and Lucifer walk in the house*
Michael "We have a message from-"
Lucifer "Pack your shit! Let's go! Get a move on! God is destroying this place and everyone in it- Oh! Well hello there... And who might you be?" ๐
Abraham "That's my daughter-wife."
Lucifer ๐จ "Ugh! Ew!" *Looks over at Michael* "Why are we sparing this guy again?" ๐คจ
Michael "You have 24 hours to leave this place before God carries out his plan."
Abraham ๐ฑ "WHAT!? Surely there must be another way!"
Michael "Hold on a moment..." โ๏ธ๐ ".... God says that if you can find 10 righteous people he will spare the city."
Abraham "Oh! Thank you! Thank you lo-"
*Bang! Bang! Bang!*
Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"
Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."
Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."
Abraham ๐ฐ
Michael ๐
Lucifer ๐ฟ "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*
Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"
Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐น๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"
Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"
Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"
Abraham ๐
Micahel ๐
Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." ๐
Abraham ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."
Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." ๐๐
*Lucifer and Michael walk off*
Abraham ๐ฎ ๐จ
Mob Guy 1 "Abrahaaaam! Oh, Abrahaaaam!"
Mob Guy 2 "We saw you made some new friends Abraham..."
Mob Guy 1 "We likes em... And we wants em... Now... We can do this the easy way... Or we can do it the hard way..."
Abraham ๐ฐ
Michael ๐
Lucifer ๐ฟ "Excuse me a moment..." *Gets up and walks outside*
Mob Guy 1 "Well hello there beautiful-"
Lucifer "RAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!"
๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐น๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Mob Guy 1 "AAAAAAH!!! YYAAAARRGGH!!!"
Mob Guy 2 "MY EYES!!!! IT BURNS!!"
Lucifer "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! GOOD LUCK ESCAPING THE FIRE WITH OUT ANY EYES!!!! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!"
Abraham ๐
Micahel ๐
Lucifer *Walks inside* "I think I'm finally starting to see the appeal of this cage thing." ๐
Abraham ๐ฐ
Lucifer "Welp... I think we're done here... Let's go Michael... 10 people Abraham. 24 hours."
Michael "Okie dokie. Buhbye." ๐๐
*Lucifer and Michael walk off*
Abraham ๐ฎ ๐จ
by Hym Iam February 24, 2023
what an n cage
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