What the Vatican calls a sapient, rapey and omnimalevolent bloodsucking ghoul which referes to the same cryptid the Romăni call strigoi, nosferatu, or vampiri (not to be mistaken for anything remotely similar to the outstanding jackass Bill Compton, anything from the Fright Night movies, Jeff the Killer, nor our sweet Kaneki but rather some unholy thing infinitely more macabre and terrifying).
Police : Just what are we fucking dealing with here?
The pope : Cadaveribus sanguisugis, a real fucking vampire.
Realfuckingvampire : FUCKED YO MAMA LAST NIGHT! *Chomp*
Hitler : Oh, liebes ruhmloch, nein! Fick mich in meinen blutigen Jungfrauenarsch!
The pope : Cadaveribus sanguisugis, a real fucking vampire.
Realfuckingvampire : FUCKED YO MAMA LAST NIGHT! *Chomp*
Hitler : Oh, liebes ruhmloch, nein! Fick mich in meinen blutigen Jungfrauenarsch!
by Nemortul November 13, 2019