Cuntionary

Non-gender-specific dictionary.

"Look it up in the cuntionary!"

by KHD August 21, 2004

cautionary whale

a young pregnant girl who serves as a warning to others her age

Jamie Lynn Spears is a cautionary whale for Miley Cyrus.

by Anna M January 12, 2009

Cuntional

Anything that is done in the style of a cunt. An item that is offensive, unhelpful, insulting, obstructive or demeaning. Best used in situations where use of the word cunt may result in harm to oneself, and the subject isn't intelligent enough to understand the implications (see example).

If a manager treats his staff badly he has a 'cuntional' management style, rather than him simply being called a cunt, thus reducing the likelyhood of being sacked.

by Doug Chaney December 16, 2004

Urban Coctionary

Urban Dicktionary with a bigger wang

Chad got on Urban Coctionary and got 15 words published in under a minute

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

cuntionality

1. The functionality of a cunt.
2. The functionality of a system if used by a cunt

The functionality of this system is to process customer orders in a timely fashion. If used by John, the cuntionality of this system is to keep John in a job when he should have been fired a long time ago.

by Nickhuge December 9, 2014

D*cktionary

A joke made by many, then forgotten 5 days later, only to reappear when they see this.

Hey, lets look at up in the "D*cktionary"

by "D*cktionary" November 24, 2020

coctionary

dictionary full of words where -dic is replaced with -coc.

Joelbill, will you look up the meaning of valecoctorian in your coctionary for Corbabs?

by Corbabs January 17, 2008