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The Confidential Secretive Independent Association is a fictional agency made up by young minors who want to pretend that they are working for spies. These kids just make up the silliest material and admire the concepts of investigation, secrecy, and authority to that of real-world departments such as the FBI, CIA, MI6, NSA, KGB, etc.
Jordan: psst, Tyler
Tyler: I'm right here, why are you whispering?
Jordan: I can't tell you, it's secretive
Tyler: Are we seriously going back to this kind of your bullshit?
Jordan: Hey it's really secretive, I'm an agent
Tyler: Yeah, probably some agent working for dumbasses
Jordan: Shut up! It's the CSIA
Tyler: Oh what the hell. Did you just combine the CSI with CIA to get the CSIA?
Jordan: Maybe
Tyler: What does that even mean?
Jordan: It's the Confidential Secretive Independent Association
Tyler: That makes literally no sense and very childish, like kids making up their own shit during recess

Jordan: Hey, it's not childish, It's very secretive
Tyler: Yeah its secretive because you make this shit up out of thin air
CSIA by NightWalker21 July 27, 2019
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The Asian failure of the family who doesn't get A's or B's, but C's in school.
Person 1: Hey man, are you Asian?
Person2: No man... I'm a Csian
Csian by ChasingAsians October 13, 2022
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Csiaire is one of the most beautiful girls in the world she loves her family and friends and she has a huge heart but if you mess with her may God bless your soul
The most beautiful girl in the world with such a huge heart shes the kindest person to be around and she has a short temper but if she says she loves you it's TRUE and shes sensitive and if you mess with her she has family to back her up.
"Csiaire gimme me a hug"
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026