Paul jumped in the car and without looking put it in reverse and floored it at an astonishingly stupid speed hitting numerous cars behind him. Jumping out he couldn't figure out what he did wrong which is when we figured out that he was suffering from cranialrectosis.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.