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CRANIAL RECTOSIS 

n. a condition where the afflicted suffer from being a constant shit head.
Due to Chuck's cranial rectosis he has since lost his job, wife & friends.

cranial rectosis 

the condition of someones head being completely up their ass so that the ass cheeks rest completely on the shoulders
that dude has a bad case of cranial rectosis look his nose made his belly button an outey!
cranial rectosis by neanderman February 7, 2010

cranial-rectosis 

someone with their head up their ass.
That guy is suffering from Cranial-rectosis.
cranial-rectosis by Bonzer2010 December 10, 2010

cranialrectosis 

Someone who has the ability to do stupid things at a moments notice. A Butt Head
Paul jumped in the car and without looking put it in reverse and floored it at an astonishingly stupid speed hitting numerous cars behind him. Jumping out he couldn't figure out what he did wrong which is when we figured out that he was suffering from cranialrectosis.
cranialrectosis by BG14742 January 23, 2009
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Yeah... I know."
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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