country blumpkin

Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.

While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.

by Kyle MD April 29, 2005

country blumpkin

a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).

Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"

Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"

by GoldTeefs September 09, 2006

country blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.

As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.

by Pooberry July 11, 2008

country blumpkin

A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.

Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.

by mgretard March 26, 2019

country blumpkin

A blumpkin that is recieved in a porta potty or outhouse rather than the typical toilet.

He's taking forever...he must be getting a country blumpkin in there.

by Maximus Pryme September 13, 2008

country blumpkin

n. the receiving of a blumpkin in an outhouse

uncle earl shit his pants when he opened the outhouse door and saw daisy mae giving junior a country blumpkin

by alexandrob August 24, 2004

country Blumpkin

The Country Blumpkin is when you receive oral sex from your sister while you're "dropping the kids off at the pool".

Cletus gladly washed his sister's trailer for a Country Blumpkin.

by Bad Monkey May 06, 2004