When you have one night stand sex with a cougar or when your suffering from cougaritis condition and you have buyers remorse,feel guilty of being with a woman that may be twice your age and feel bad that you did.

Tom finally got over his cougaritis,too bad he got cougars remorse from it.

cougars remorse by broken dreams nyc July 5, 2008

cougars beat it

cougars beat it - self explanatory

Saint #1: we beat collegiate again
Saint #2: damn! again? cougars beat it

cougars beat it by cbi December 23, 2004

Awesome Cougars

A picture of a bunch of beautiful women, a few of them kissing sensually. Look for it on Google Images.

I love when people post Awesome Cougars, it makes my day a lot brighter.

Awesome Cougars by Zorque October 16, 2008

Spice Cougars

A reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are Cougars!

Those aren't the Spice Girls, they're too old to be girls and should be called the Spice Cougars!

Spice Cougars by Eddy December 31, 2007

CV Cougars

The real cougars of CV (aka the cougs of Castro Valley, CA). Hold on to your young husband, this vicious pack of cougars of cougars will sniff out and devour the young, strong, and willing. With a carnivorous prowess they can smell young cock with in a 4 mile radius. Using young hot female cubs at bait, and without hesitation they will use the man for sustainable energy turning them only younger and more aggressive towards their innocent pray.

The only kryptonite known to be able to stop these wild cougs is to most known as "the beaver dam" aka their children.

Running off only alcohol, popcorn and Marlboro lights, these cougs can stay up until the early morning patiently tracking and stalking their pray. When cougs of different packs appear, trouble can be smelled from miles around. Never looking to fight for their food, the coug will generally show a passive aggressive behavior, resulting in the opposing coug to cower and walk away to hunt another day.

Never one to give up the CV coug is an impressive beast of mother nature.

the famous sayings surrounding these amazing specimens are true and young men should beware. It's not safe out there.

"mama dont let your babies grow up to be coug prey"
And
"the coug ate my baby (only said in an Australian accent)

"Those CV cougars at Krayons were bad news last night mannn, I tell you what, there was popcorn everywhere and the smell of Marlboro lights in the air, I should have known we were being stalked. And i can't find Dan, where the fuck is Dan? All we found was one of his shoes, a trail of popcorn and a little blood. I think we were CV coug'd lat night boys. "

CV Cougars by Team CV cougs August 27, 2013

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026