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When your fucking friend can’t fucking spell cotton correctly 👍
Friend one: Yoo, is that a cotten shirt?

Friend two: What? No, it’s cotton.

Friend three: How did you hear their spelling error in real time
Cotten by Clude November 25, 2021

Cotten headed ninny muggings 

Is an insult to make the audience stare and question what you said. In other words a really akward and funny insult.
LMAO :
OMG! your a freaking Cotten Headed Ninny Muggings!

Cotten Mouth 

when smoking excessive amounts of marijuana and your saliva looks like you have rabies, followed by symptoms such as the "lamb voice".

Cotten Mouth City 

The place where you arrive at after smoking excessive amounts of marijuana with nothing to drink.
Dude do you have any soda, or tea, or water, or perhaps a damp rag i can suck on? I am in cotten mouth city and there is no way out!!!

cotten cooch

The state-of-being of a vagina after wiping in the bathroom. This occurs when tissue residue is left on the vagina.
Yeah, man, I went to eat her out and she had a case of cotten cooch!
cotten cooch by Anonymous April 14, 2003

cotten eyed joe 

filthey fucking hobo
earl you cotten eyed joe