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Coolest Person Ever 

Iyote
Man, iyote really is the coolest person ever, he's extremely epic even ;]

coolest person ever 

natalie is the coolest person ever !

Coolest person ever 

Karl, literally just Karl Jacobs, the coolest bestest person ever
Literally anyone in the universe: Karl Jacob’s?! Oh yeah I know him, he’s the coolest person ever

fucking coolest person ever 

Stephen Colbert is the fucking coolest person ever.
fucking coolest person ever by K3n7 September 9, 2008

the coolest person ever 

me
Joe- Hey Stranger! Who is the coolest person ever?
Stranger- That would be me...

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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