cockwaffle

a jackass , dumb person who has the looks of cock and the brain of a waffle , the origin of this word is it was randomly created on a cuss word generator. How to tell if your a cockwaffle is if your called it you are puzzled by it since you never have heard it before.

Mr.E you are such a COCKWAFFLE .

by RedddlyGREYyyyy January 27, 2011

Cockwaffle

(1) idiot
(2)a person who is bad at making waffles

Amy ur such a cockwaffle!

Oh yeah, homodumshit?

IM GOING FOR A BATH WITH MY ZEBRA AND MY ERECT NIP NIPS

WOW!

by PhillyDog May 30, 2015

cockwaffle

Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.

Those elitist cockwaffles won't let anybody who doesn't make 6 figures a year join their gym.

by *Patches* September 14, 2005

cockwaffle

Neither a cock nor waffle, a cockwaffle is a person who is filled with exceptional amounts of douchebaggery.

Someone recently said to me that whoever SEOChamp is, he certainly is a cockwaffle

by Eric Lander September 10, 2008

Cockwaffle

it doesn't taste like poptarts

You fucking cockwaffle, what did you do that for?

by Pinkey12 May 24, 2018

cockwaffle

A type of Sexual Breakfast which can be eaten in bed or elsewhere

Im going to have some cockwaffles with my fucky charms

by John Waffels May 01, 2008

Cockwaffle

An English teacher with scruffed pre-pubescent resembling facial hair, giraffe legs, and a need for making students having a bad day feel as though they are even more worthless then they already feel.

Mr. Transcedentalist is a cockwaffle.

by Jesse Boyd November 12, 2018