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That which is derived from situational and decision based insanity and catastrophe, usually alcohol related. Alot like HAZMAT but a derivitative assocciated with activity that would be qualified as off the hook.
Girl gets up on a bar with 90 stands of beads, strips to her skinnies and does a handstand, all the while chewing on a piece of beef jerky and writing the alphabet on the ceiling in chocolate pudding with her toes--afterwards by which she jumps off the bar and says: "I want to be a waterbead when I grow up" followed by, "you look a lot like my uncle, he says Im a great kisser">>>> ALARMS SOUND EVERYWHERE, PEOPLE BACK UP>>>CMAT CMAT CMAT CMAT!!!!
by Matsler-nation May 22, 2009
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
A way of expressing that someone is sexually attractive. It is often used with irony or playfulness.

Comes from the verb “breed” which is to copulate with intent of bearing children.

For someone to be truly “breedable” they need to be fertile.
Anon: You are looking mighty breedable this fine evening, m’lady.
Stacy: Please don’t say that to me.
Brad: Woh, you look submissive and breedable, Becky.
Becky: Wow, thanks. *sex*
by 100PercentEthylAlcohol July 14, 2021
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Transitive verb: to do something amazing, unbeatable, or otherwise remarkable in a good way; to vanquish
I cmatsed you so badly.
Man, you're getting cmatsed!
by Medso Fag November 24, 2004
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“Critical Misogynistic Abuse Theory” is the practice of teaching or leading a school sports group or military-type trainee group by means of unjustifiable misogynistic abuse of people, through such means as questioning the gender identity or sexual preference of participants. When a coach or a drill sergeant calls guys “ladies” as an insult, they are doing CMAT, even if they never heard of it.
The coach thought he would create better performance by insultingly labeling some boys as being girls; that CMAT is both counterproductive and a violation of his duties.
by Bru102 July 21, 2021
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Y’all— I have an English essay, History report, Chemistry project, and Algebra homework due tomorrow. I can’t do it. See you in the morning... #cmats
by thiccboysadness104 January 07, 2020
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