Someone who is basically always on the internet and their entire existence revolves around being on the internet. People who are chronically online typically have no real friends IRL, and stay online starting useless debates that literally achieve nothing outside of a screen.
Giselle: Have you seen the weird new girl? I heard her name was Luna.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.
Winter: Yeah, she hasn’t interacted with anyone since she’s chronically online. She spends her days debating people over ships.
by illwegal June 21, 2021
Someone who is so absorbed into online life and discourse that they become unfamiliar with things off the internet. They may also form opinions/arguments that have no meaning or actual importance/depth outside of the internet and online spaces.
"Yo April has been mostly online since they were 14."
"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."
"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."
"Man I can tell, she was arguing about the oppression olympics the other day."
"Yeah. That sounds like they've been chronically online."
by jii707 June 19, 2021
person 1: "hey did you hear about that new game that released?"
person 2: "that game was fr mid no cap ratio+L"
person 1: "when was the last time you saw the sun you chronically online fuck?"
person 2: "that game was fr mid no cap ratio+L"
person 1: "when was the last time you saw the sun you chronically online fuck?"
by MoistQuasar December 07, 2022
Chronically online describes those who spend so much time online that they distort their sense of reality and hinder their ability to communicate effectively on any topics because they lack hands-on experience.
Someone who is chronically online tends to cite “problematic” behavior that in reality doesn’t exist. Or they invoke behavior in nonsensical ways.
Someone who is chronically online tends to cite “problematic” behavior that in reality doesn’t exist. Or they invoke behavior in nonsensical ways.
Online personality: My dog fell down the stairs, but he’s been checked up on and is okay.
Chronically online person: Take him to a vet!! You don’t deserve a doggo. That is so problematic. ✨canceled✨
Chronically online person: Take him to a vet!! You don’t deserve a doggo. That is so problematic. ✨canceled✨
by CornelThorn November 01, 2021
Chronically Online is a term for someone who doesn’t stop referencing online terms.Usually this term will apply when someone is showing signs of online humor , words and phrases in the real world.
Bob:“Dude this you see that girl over there,I think shes into you she keeps looking over here.”
Robert(chronically online):”yea dude I bet its pink.She is definitely from Ohio.”
Bob:”what the fuck”
Robert(chronically online):”yea dude I bet its pink.She is definitely from Ohio.”
Bob:”what the fuck”
by activis_user_12 January 26, 2023
An adjective for someone who is on the internet so often that their concept of the outside world is manipulated to be inaccurate. The term is directed mainly towards those below the age of 20. Someone who is considered a chronically online individual may do the following actions:
-Self diagnose one or more disorders based off of false information online, these disorders commonly being DID, ADHD, autism, depression, and/or anxiety.
-Make bold accusations of someone being homophobic, ableist, racist, etc. based off of false information online.
-Spend very little time offline.
-Self diagnose one or more disorders based off of false information online, these disorders commonly being DID, ADHD, autism, depression, and/or anxiety.
-Make bold accusations of someone being homophobic, ableist, racist, etc. based off of false information online.
-Spend very little time offline.
by MintyTown August 01, 2022
a term used for an extremely sensitive and selfish individual who has become so engulfed in both cancel culture and the internet that they become completely out of touch with real life. usually social rejects and with 0 skills to put to use in the real world, their goal is to make life easier for everyone and to eradicate all forms of “hate” and -ism when in reality, they’re making it worse. essentially someone who won’t make it through life without having to find something to be offended by.
may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.
may also be noted that most people described as chronically online almost definitely don’t apply this attitude when they’re not sitting behind a screen. they’re also infamous for not educating someone on what they’re doing wrong and just jumping to the conclusion of cancelling them. they overlook actual important issues and nitpick at things they are PERSONALLY offended by.
A: “please put a trigger warning for water!!” “don’t say ‘asf’ it’s offensive” “put a trigger warning for capital letters please” “this isn’t the hot take you think it is 😐”
B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”
B: “oh my god you are so chronically online”
by harry styles left ear July 24, 2021