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to get the blood flowing to the penis without necessarily being in a sexual situation.
My doctor is a hot woman and I needed a testicle exam. Being it was a freezing cold day I needed to chub up before she came in the room.
chub up by glenn1907 April 8, 2007
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chub it up 

the phrase used to describe the squeezing of a flacet penis as to make it thicken and "CHUB UP"
Clyde was wasted, he really needed to chub it up if he want to whip that dick out in stuff it in her mouf,nucca.

fellaS!!!!! chub up!!!! chub it up!!!!! the cameras on
chub it up by jazz expert!! July 4, 2009

Chub me up 

The default response for the larger person when asked if they would like to pay that little bit extra for a larger drink and fries.
Patron: "Burger, fries and a full fat coke please."
Vendor: "Would you like to supersize that meal?"
Patron: "Chub me up"
Chub me up by Nicky Stickers August 8, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026