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Chobham Academy 

This school is in the deadest area where sainsburys r the y8’s victims. The head teacher looks like mega minds cousin. Mr brereton is art teacher who thinks students r more then friends. Also one of the behaviour teachers has a hairline that goes back to the ice age.
Do u go chobham academy ? Na dats neeky
Chobham Academy by MR tems hairline December 31, 2018

CHOBHAM ACADEMY 

This skl is full of big headed pricks. Mrwhitworth is a bald headed peanut who thinks everyone's from birdbox cuz all he says is "OI YOU GIRL/BOY COME HERE NOW" And thinks he's some next big man but he ain't. Mrs Avram is a foreign shithead who streches things Longer than Mr Duz's Receding Hairline. Al Mr Brereton is A lanky Pedo and Everyone is fucking butters
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Chobham academy
CHOBHAM ACADEMY by YourMumsLeng March 9, 2019

Chobham academy 

HARDEST SCHOOL IN NEWHAM DRILLED THE FUCK OUT OF BOBBY MOORE HAD THEIR BOY JUDE RUNNING headteacher is a white privileged cunt who acts like a little fanny also have mr brereton who is a lanky fuck who thinks he is a road man even though he looks like a giraffe giving birth to a monkey while they are both on LSD crack and mango kush
Yo u know chobham academy//YH THEYRE HARDDDDDD FAM MR WHITWORTH IS BSIDE THOUGH
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