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chicken poo

When ones nipples are hard and you can see them through their shirt.
Dude look over at becky, Major chicken poo!
by PpobNoremac April 18, 2017
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Chicken poo-dle soup

The type of poop delivered to your toilet bowl that has a brothy, sometimes chunky consistency. Typically diagnosed pre-release by the feeling of one's stomach turning into a slow cooker. Often caused by a night of heavy alcohol consumption.
"I shouldn't have drank so much beer last night, I'm brewing up a special batch of chicken poo-dle soup this morning."
by Douche Nuke February 26, 2017
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chicken poop

A lovely stick of chap. 100% pure free range chicken poop lip junk!! Contains soybean oil, beeswax, jojoba oil, lavender essential oil, and sweet orange essential oil.

The safety of this product has not been determined.
Ariel: Why, Lisa! You smell so nice!

Lisa: Thank you, Ariel! I put Chicken Poop on my lips!
by Lisa and Ariel October 13, 2006
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chicken poodle soup

A fantasized bond between a chicken and a poodle talking while in a bowl of soup. (yes, this is a thing sadly)
Sarah! I put your poodle in my new drawing of chicken poodle soup!
by Demon38965 November 26, 2016
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Chicken Noodle Poop

A type of bowel movement in which the "bio-product" consists ONLY of chicken, noodles, and other ingredients of chicken noodle soup passed through the stool due to chicken noodle soup being the only meal-type consumed for the same number of days that it takes for the host's body to digest the first consumed bowl of chicken noodle soup.

This could be the case as a result of a bad cold or the flu leading to the consumption of only chicken noodle soup in hopes of miraculous relief.
H1N1 wasn't THAT bad...except for the chicken noodle poop...
by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009
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Chicken Noodle Poop

The act of relieving chicky noodle soup from your chicky noodle shoot.
Example: All that remained of Veronica's four-course meal was Darren's chicken noodle poop and his chicken noodle squeal.
by Mushy Cashews/Crotch Robber August 10, 2008
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