Cheesey Bell

Some-one with a cheesey bell is somebody who hasn't washed there cock properly and a white cheesey substance which smells vile.

"I tossed that lad off, and he has a cheesey bell!"

by Bf94 March 7, 2009

Cheesy Bell Smell

The smell given off when a male penis is unwashed.

Jesus Christ Jambon, you stink of cheesy bell smell. Wash your cock man.

by JTsGrowler November 21, 2013

Cheesy Bell Whif

An rather unpleasant smell originating from the penis, commonly know as the "bell end". Usually caused by a build up of smegma around the gland of the penis.

A right dirty bastard, not washing his cock on a daily basis.

E.g. A girl giving her boyfriend oral sex and says to him " your dick smells like cheese", an unsuspecting cheesy bell whiff occured.

by a smelly tail May 18, 2009

cheesey bellend

A cheesey bellend is an everyday house hold item. It is often enjoyed as a warm snack for replenishing salts and proteins. Cheesey bellends are available at most retail outlets upon request for example asda or tesco.

Mmmmmm this cheesey bellend is real salty today, good job I worked out before eating this cheesey bellend so I get use of the protein.

by roger the rogerer July 31, 2011

cheesy bell

unclean bummer, dirty poof, unclean bell end

shit look zorrabar that ben is a right cheesy bell init

by rob October 6, 2003

bell cheese

Crusty piss-semen scum that collects under the foreskin

When he asked for a blowjob, Helen had to consider the smell of the bell-cheese before accepting

by Christofalofagus June 27, 2003

bell cheese

Smegma that collects under the foreskin/prepuce.

Bell cheese is best served with sausage.

by 13th Oyster December 28, 2005