CGAIRN
An abbreviation for "Cock is Going Absolutely Insane Right Now" for when cock is going insane but there is little time to let the boys know.
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Cairns Clawhammer
When your girl is on her knees going down on you, grab the base of your cock and guide your cock into her cheek. This is when you move quickly to one side dragging her with you.
Cairns Clawhammer by BD The Pirate July 10, 2009
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Cairn
1. Incredible man of perfect posture. Their jokes are absolute Bangers and they’re an outright hilarious person. An absolute man magnet as well as incredibly cool. When they aren’t being hilarious they are being incredible at everything else and being VERY manly. What’s not to love about this incredible human being.
2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.
2. The name of a pile of rocks found on top of hills. Often used to signify the highest point or to provide Hansel and Gretel like directions.
1. “Cairn is quite possibly the most hilarious person I know. Last time he cracked a joke I almost shat my pants.”
2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”
3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”
2. “I have decided that I am going to go camping with Cairn beside the nearby Cairn.”
3. “Did you know that there are only 128 people called Cairn in the world? It just shows how lucky someone is to know someone of such status.”
Cairn by FuckYouIzzy September 30, 2019
cairns fag
a guy from cairns (north Queensland) who tends to take as much time doing his hair as his sister would, shaves his legs and wears short, tight pants and colourful fag singlets. most of these people go to saint augustines.
cairns fag by peoplethesedays95-11 November 13, 2011
Cairnie Bagging
When someone is Cairnie bagged, they are teabagged by a rather large, deputy rector, male. It is possibly the single worst experience ever.
Cairnie Bagging by James mcleec March 7, 2009
eric cairns
Perhaps one of the better fighters in the NHL. He has no problem with beating your face in. A guy I wouldn't like to piss off.
Fan: I saw that you put Crosby into the boards
Player: Yeah, it was a good hit.
Fan: Then I saw Eric Cairns beat your ass!
Player: Yeah, no denying that.
Player: Yeah, it was a good hit.
Fan: Then I saw Eric Cairns beat your ass!
Player: Yeah, no denying that.
eric cairns by WeaselHunter March 7, 2007
cairndog
-noun 1. (m) a wild breed of dog of Scottish dog, canis scot magnis penis, with a unique online gaming style, identified by it's unusually large penis and the affliction of having a form of Tourette's syndrome known as 'Seafarer's Tourettes. Kind, loving, fond of kittens and a true friend to all fellow Guardians. If ever realised in human form it he would surely be awesome and fellow man's best friend. Difficult to type gamertags, in particular inclusive of underscores, can bring out savage rage in this particular animal and shoule be avoided.
Thank god we had a Cairndog in our fireteam otherwise we may have lost that fight, I just wish he'd stop humping my leg, torso, neckerchief and ceiling fan with the vigour that should only be reserved for the most deprived form of sex pest.