Definitions by saimaijai

CEO 

Check Email Officer

Son: I've been promoted as the CEO of the company!
Mom: Wow, CEO! What do you need to do every day?
Son: Oh, just fuck around and check emails. After all, i'm the Check Email Officer.

CEO by saimaijai June 29, 2011

CFO

Check Facebook Officer

Boyfriend: I'm now the CFO of the company!
Girlfriend: Wow! I'm proud of you! You must be controlling much of the finance in the company!
Boyfriend: Er... no, i only check Facebook... that's why i'm CFO...

CFO by saimaijai June 29, 2011