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short for "Complete Fucking Jew"
A man comes into the restaurant and doesn't immediately get served so he complains and asks to speak to the manager. He then continues to explain to the manager how he didn't get served because he was Jewish and calls him a Nazi. He later receives his meal free of charge and doesn't bother to tip the waitress. - A perfect example of a CFJ
cfj by Baaarney October 8, 2009
Acronym for "Crazies for Jesus". Typically used to describe fundamentalist christian persons or organizations. Sometimes used to describe any religion more fundamentalist than one's own religion.
My girlfriend's parents are CFJ; they want to go to church at least twice a week.
CFJ by iuastra December 16, 2008
CFJ: (noun). (see-eff-jay).

Cluster Fuck Junction (CFJ) describes a part of the ski mountain where trails of all difficulty level converge, resulting in a massive intersection of different level of skiers and scraped off terrain.
1. American Express and Tourist Trap at Sunday River is a CFJ
2. Mouse Trap and Great Northern at Killington is a CFJ
CFJ by errmagerd January 6, 2024

CFJ Nation 

Coon Face Jean Nation- Group of Thugs in Lincoln Nebraska.
CFJ Nation goes hard in the paint.
CFJ Nation by jstones88 September 14, 2012

CFJ - Cool Funny Joke 

"CFJ" or "Cool Funny Joke" basically refers to when a dumb ass broad is talking and your boyfriend cut that bitch off, and she mad because she can't vent.
Dumb ass broad: Wow, aren't I just the best girl ever?

Bf: What about my girl?

Dumb ass broad: That's cute, that's funny, that's a joke. That's "CFJ - Cool Funny Joke."

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nnininin4irncin4cifni4jnfcin4icfni4jncifn4ichnrj4n cfjn4icn fun4crhn4cn i4jncrf means when ur gay and fruity
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