Dude she just told me she was single so I hooked up with her , then her friend called me a dick because she has a boyfriend, "CAF"!
by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello October 2, 2015
C.A.F. is pronounced (calf). It's the abbrevation for Country as Fuck.
In the southern most region of the New England states, particularly South Jersey, this is the only C.A.F. phrase known or at least still used verbally as abbrevated.
A gas-powered truck that is lifted that has stacks with a diameter big enough to fall into is Country as Fuck.

"That kid with his snap back hat, and white ray bans just hopped out of that lifted truck....He should be called king CAF."
by Dougwashere September 2, 2014
Dude, I am CAF (cranky as fuck) today!
by WMBC January 17, 2019
CRUNK AS FUCK - C.A.F

ALSO OVER C.A.F. - MEANING A WILD NIGHT OF GETTING CRUNK AS FUCK
Man tonight we are getting CAF!
-Derek Todd

Tonight is cloudy with a chance of OVER CAF
-Kyle Gunn
by DJCRAZYLEGS June 6, 2011
Stands for "Corny As F*%&". Often said after someone goes too far with a joke, is serious about a dumb topic, or uses a song lyric in casual conversation,
Person 1 (trying on a shirt): "It doesn't fit."
Person 2: "Your head is too big to fit in the hole."
Person 1: "That's what she said!"
Person 3: "Oooooh, that's what she saiiiiidddd" (to the tune of 'Whatcha Say' by Jason DeRulo)
Person 2: That's frickin CAF!
by Cafmeister January 8, 2010
CAF-

Acronym: Classy As Fuck-

A state of being or a description of a group of activites that one can participate in that are normally only reserved for royalty and the wealthy.
1.) Lewis: Hey mayne what are you doing tonight?

T-Pain: Eh I don't know bro, but were definitely getting CAF.

2.) Lauren: "Kimmie, why are you eating like that, that is totally not CAF!"

3.) Reamsicle: "O! FT-Squared, Where were you last night? That party was CAF. Wine was flowing and there were even finger foods!
by t-pleazy March 13, 2010