Buzz lightyearing

When your friend or group of friends leave you to hang with a newer cooler friend, and stop giving you the same treatment. (ex: stop inviting you to partys, or stop hooking you up with girls).
A Toy Story reference as when Andy stopped playing with Woody to play with Buzz lightyear, making Woody feel salty as hell.

All you wanna do is hang out with jocks now that you're on the football team, man you're fuckin buzz lightyearing me!!!

by MHov February 27, 2011

Buzz Lightyearing

to Buzz light-year or Buzz Lightyearing someone, you will need four things. A flight of stairs, a fish tank, a laser pointer and a bitch. To start off you need to be fucking the bitch at the top of the stairs. but before you nut, take your dick out and smack her in the head. when she turns around to yell at you, nut in her eye. you then put the fish tank over her head and push her down the stairs. (Note: if she is not moving, you did it wrong.) Once shes falling down the stairs, you point the laser pointer in her eyes. This will cause more confusion.

Bob: yo guys, Unc taught me what Buzz Lightyearing was. I should try it out on my Girlfriend

by Rizzladin December 4, 2024

Buzz Lightyearing

to Buzz light-year or Buzz Lightyearing someone, you will need four things. A flight of stairs, a fish tank, a laser pointer and a bitch. To start off you need to be fucking the bitch at the top of the stairs. but before you nut, take your dick out and smack her in the head. when she turns around to yell at you, nut in her eye. you then put the fish tank over her head and push her down the stairs. (Note: if she is not moving, you did it wrong.) Once shes falling down the stairs, you point the laser pointer in her eyes. This will cause more confusion.

Bob: Yo guys Unc just taught me what Buzz Lightyearing was. I will try it on my girlfriend
Unc: game is game

by Rizzladin December 4, 2024