Buxted 

A shitty boring village in the middle of nowhere.

Its 'high street' consists of a corner shop, barber and a rug store all of which receive about 1 customer a month.

Buxted Park is a deer park where some posh dickhead once lived, now its a rat infested crumbling hotel where scumbags from all over Sussex come to get hitched.

Nan Tucks Lane is a supposedly haunted road to the south of the Village. Apparently some woman was hanged for being a witch here. The village really hasn't changed much since, witch trials still occur on a fortnightly basis hence why the place is basically empty (they've hanged half the population, ie: all the women)

The town does surprisingly have a train station, but its always fucking dead cos who even comes here let's be honest?

"Hey, have you been down to Buxted recently?"

"Where?"

"Its uh...uh...never mind..."

Buxted by Briuck22 April 20, 2022

BustedPosters 

So shit, BustedPosters are as lame as BustedTees.
No win.
See also Fail

When i first saw those bustedposters ads, i thought Urban Dictionary got hacked by lame jokas

BustedPosters by An0nymous..... June 7, 2009

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop 

A small fishing-tackle store that once existed in Clifton, New Jersey, that was actually called "Bill's Tackle Shop." The store was owned by an old man named Bill, who had a horrifyingly huge, and severely injured & damaged nose that looked like it was most likely smashed with a brick, used as a pin-cushion and possibly afflicted with some hideous, degenerative disease. How something like this could happen to a man's nose remains a mystery shrouded in darkness.

Those who entered the store and encountered Bill, and his offensively grotesque, mutant-nose, would become so paralyzed with utter shock & disgust at the very sight of the vile atrocity, they would immediately forget what they had originally came into the store for in the first place, turn around, and leave. As they would drive home, it often became commonplace to theorize with friends on how Bill's nose could have possibly become such a mangled, foul abomination, leading to the shop being unofficially renamed by it's customers to include the mention of Bill's (insert adjective here) nose in the shop's name, again and again. The first of the new names being "Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle."

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop

Hey, wanna go to Bill's Busted Nose & Tackle before we head to the pond?

What time does Bill's Leprosy-eroded Nose & Tackle close on Sundays?

I was at Bill's Ghastly Nose-Injury & Tackle, and nearly vomited when Bill asked if I needed any help.

You know something? Bill's Nose IS Tackle!

Bill's Putrefied Nose Remains & Tackle's business will continue to suffer until Bill has his nose surgically removed.

Sadly, Bill's Perforated, Disintegrate Nose & Tackle closed down for good last month.

Bill's "Busted" Nose & Tackle Shop by The Creep1 March 27, 2013

Never Been Busted 

(nėv-ėr bėn bûs-tėd); exclaimation

A confident phrase emphasizing the proness of an experienced smoker and his/her career as a successful smoker. Any smoker claiming "never been busted" earned the right by avoiding being busted by the cops whole smoking weed.

Darryl: "fifteen years I've been smokin' and I ain't NEVER been busted!

"NEVER!" (small explosion) "BEEN!" (small explosion) "BUSTED!!!" (large explosion)

Never Been Busted by Dirty danchez June 30, 2009

Busted Milk 

1. When you “sneeze” in response to a drastically close Mario Kart Finish.
2. Jizzing your pants

I think i’ve just busted milk.
~TheGamingTerroriser

Busted Milk by Heskan July 25, 2018

i just busted a fat nut earlier today 

when you busted a fat nut earlier today.

Yo, I just busted a fat nut earlier today!

i just busted a fat nut earlier today by xray489 March 21, 2021

Bustedtees 

the only add UrbanDictionary.com has.

I'm on Urbandictionary, whoa look a Bustedtees add!!!

Bustedtees by JoeyBnukkas April 13, 2007