A magical beverage, derived from butter roots, and wild field grains. Often tasting like buttery heaven. It contains the magical chemical EtOH, which is said to give the drinker the ability to charm others, and resist physical pain. These powers come at the price of lowered dexterity, and heightened possibility of physical harm.

She often sipped on a flask of buttershots, while watching the others suffer the bitter tasting bottle of cuttysark, gulp by gulp.

buttershots by Akina Loya March 14, 2009

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buttershoes

<adj> When describing a female, everything about her is appealing except for her shoes

(hot girl walks in)

Guy A: Oh oh oh! Her, mmm shes super fine...
Guy B: No shes not, shes a buttershoes
Guy A: A what?
Guy B: A buttershoes, everthing about her is hot 'but her shoes'
Guy A: oh oh...
Guy B: I'm depressed from now
Guy A: I think I'm gonna be sick..

buttershoes by ukbajwa10 August 27, 2010

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Buttershits

The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.

Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.

Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.

Buttershits by Scrumfis August 13, 2011

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Butterpush

When someone takes a shit in another person's asshole and pushes it in with their dick (or strap-on).

1. I can't decide if I want a butterpush or a steven creamroller today.

2. DoomCraft just butterpushed Buckwheat and now he's ready to play Mount & Blade.

Butterpush by Ganjan December 7, 2010

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buttershoot

your anus, where poop comes out

I ate so much Mexican yesterday, my buttershoot's burning.

buttershoot by Billy the Cripple October 30, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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