A magical beverage, derived from butter roots, and wild field grains. Often tasting like buttery heaven. It contains the magical chemical EtOH, which is said to give the drinker the ability to charm others, and resist physical pain. These powers come at the price of lowered dexterity, and heightened possibility of physical harm.
She often sipped on a flask of buttershots, while watching the others suffer the bitter tasting bottle of cuttysark, gulp by gulp.
<adj> When describing a female, everything about her is appealing except for her shoes
(hot girl walks in)
Guy A: Oh oh oh! Her, mmm shes super fine...
Guy B: No shes not, shes a buttershoes
Guy A: A what?
Guy B: A buttershoes, everthing about her is hot 'but her shoes'
Guy A: oh oh...
Guy B: I'm depressed from now Guy A: I think I'm gonna be sick..
The type of shits that come out with no internal form and that are extremely squishy, like butter that has been left out overnight. It has no structural integrity, so it slides out with ease and can be cut off with nary an inkling of effort.
Sometimes buttershits can be difficult to get completely finished with because the colon has a hard time figuring out how to thrust it out.
Oh God, I had the buttershits so bad! It was so runny that it just streamed down to the apex of both butt cheeks and dripped off from either side.