Butter the Dogs

Butter the Dogs = Lotion on the Feet

It's that thing when you realize you're about to live out your foot fetish fantasies...when you take a gander at them tootsies that look drier than a camel's asshole and think "How the fuck am i gonna lube up these crusty hooves?"

Best thing to do is grab some good ole' Paula Deen certified butter and lather up those fuckfeet because the last thing you need is a bumpy ride while you nubbin'.

Ain't gonna waste my time on this camel-can't that didn't butter the dogs.

Shit son that bitch hadn't buttered the dogs in a hot minute.

by Alimew November 26, 2022

Peanut Butter Hot Dog

When a man slides his dick between a girl's ass cheeks as she poops.

Man: I want to try something new to spice up our sex life.

Woman: What about a peanut butter hot dog?
Man:...I knew I married you for a reason.

by Klaus the Omnienthusiast August 31, 2013

peanut butter pickle dog

"you want a pb&j?"

"naw throw some

PICKLE on a bun fucker with sum mutha Fukin peanut buttah! Make a Peanutbutter pickle dog !"

Peanut butter pickle dog

by MonRic February 13, 2017

Butter Dog

Dog with the butter, Butter Dawg.

Dog with the butter on, Butter dawg, the butter dog

by JoeBidenPog October 27, 2020

Butter dog

A dog trained to lick a woman's pussy.
The woman's pussy is smeared with butter and the dog licks it. Hence the name.

That dog.. I'm sure that's what they call a "butter dog"

by Fum2 January 3, 2009

Butter Dog

A domesticated wolf breed known as a "Golden Retriever" associated with a portion congealed milk fat placed upon its own head.

Person 1 - "You know Butter Dog?"
Person 2 - "The dog with the butter on him"

by Mañ November 9, 2020

Butter Dog

The dog with the butter

Butter dog

by Doge perzonqdsicuohijodxk October 28, 2020