butter churn

It's when Amish people have sex with lots of lube.

Those greasy Quakers were churning the butter last night.

by Scroto Hoebaggins November 20, 2004

The Butter Churn

When you pour warm milk in a girls vagina and alternate fucking speeds until it solidifies into butter...the next morning you trick her into eating said butter.

Guy: We Made good butter last night while we did the Butter Churn.
Girl: Yea...mmm this toast is good.
Guy: hehehe

by I <3 Toast June 2, 2007

butter churn

When a male is receiving a hand job and just as he begins to climax, he lets out a huge fart and then utilizes the covered wagon trapping his partner under the covers with a smelly mess. the big brother of the covered wagon. EXPERTS ONLY NO AMATUERS!!!!!

My girlfriend dumped me after receiving the butter churn, but it was well worth it!

by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 28, 2009

Butter churn

When two men sit on a toilet and simultaneously shit--- while the one in front gets jerked off

I'm horny and have too shit. Want too butter churn?

by Mr glass1 February 22, 2016

Tallahassee Butter Churn

The act of masturbating whilst one defecates.

-"Have you ever churned butter Tallahassee style?"
-"If you mean Tallahassee butter churn, then yes, I've done that twice today."

by Larry Lazer May 17, 2013

Belgian Butter Churn

The opposite of a dutch rudder. Where someone else grabs your cock and you move their hand up and down.

My wife was asleep, but I put her hand around my schlong and gave myself a belgian butter churn

by Yo this da situation December 11, 2009

carolina butter churn

your girl is underneath you, then she fellates you, when you reach orgasm, you continue to pump it and churn the ejaculate into "butter".

I pulled a Carolina butter churn then made her spread it on toast and eat it.

by Ruik Truink March 30, 2008