Barton's Gold Rum

The cheapest silky smooth 80 proof rum around.

Barton's Gold Rum makes Captain Morgan look like a fucking pussy.

Barton's Gold Rum by Bryan6969 May 18, 2011

Button's Syndrome 

The phenomenon where people looks better, hotter or younger naturally or unnaturally through aging.

"Dude your mum's got serious Button's Syndrome."
"Ewww... Don't even think about it."

Button's Syndrome by mitual February 5, 2009

Benjamin Button's Shit 

When someone looks way too old for their age, possibly because of long term drug abuse or some other form of hard living. The term was first used on a Kanye West blog entry, where he described his older looking appearance on the cover of a magazine. The term has since been mostly used on dlisted.com to describe celebrities who look ridiculously old for their age.

Damn, Jenny and I are the same age but she looks at least 10 years older than me. That's some Benjamin Button's shit right there.

Benjamin Button's Shit by Love SoFla April 5, 2009

Buxton's Phone 

The imaginary phone you have with you when you forget your real phone.

Buxton's Phone is created each time reach for your phone despite the fact it's not with you. It vanishes the moment reality returns you to its terrible clutches. It is extremely lightweight, portable, undetectable by any modern technology, and waterproof, but unfortunately not compatible with any carrier or battery charger.

Bobby repeatedly reached for his Buxton's Phone every minute for two hours after leaving his real phone in his "sexy pants".

Buxton's Phone by The Great Bozahn November 2, 2011

Benjamin Button's dick 

Benjamin Button's dick: a Disease that causes ur to grow smaller untill u have a mangina

City Center21: My Dick just got hard

MagicalCherry: Must Be a first

Me: He Is suffering from Benjamin Button's dick

Benjamin Button's dick by Prime Minister McRibs April 10, 2016

Barton's Vodka 

Vile, disgusting vodka that is only mildly tolerable after being ran through a pitcher water filter and mixed with cheap ass mixers.

"Dude, this Barton's Vodka isn't too bad after the filter!"

"Your liver will still still hate you tomorrow."

Barton's Vodka by MrShadySack February 24, 2012

Barton's 

1. A disgusting, terrible, evil brand of vodka that makes Popov seem like Grey Goose.

2. The worst brand of vodka in existence

You fucking asshole! You bought Barton's for the party? No one is going to drink this shit! Get the fuck out of my house!

Barton's by Shidoshi June 1, 2010