The act of taking a handful of feces (preferably moist and mushy) and using it as lubricant to masturbate.
"I heard they used shit for the hot chocolate when they ran out!"
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
"Hopefully they didn't use porta-potty 7. Ted did a burrito squeegee there after the race."
by Clark Speyhawk July 8, 2019
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