Burden of Damascus

The urgent need to move one's bowels; especially when in an inconvenient place.

I had just picked my date up and was driving her to dinner, when suddenly I was beset by the burden of Damascus.

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burden of demascus

Experiencing the feeling diarrhea whilst in a public place. (As heard on the hottest show on the west coast: Armstrong and Getty Radio Show)

I ate Taco Bell at the mall and had a burden of demascus while shopping at Macy's afterwards.

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