Buntkum

When you are playing baseball and you're up to bat, you bunt the ball so amazingly that it hits the pitcher and as a result; you jizz in your pants.

"Dude, did you see Justin's buntkum at the game yesterday!?"

"Naw man i missed it"

"It was great! You could see the stain in his pants."

by Dr. Knockers and bear October 5, 2016

bunkum

1) n : insincere foolishness : nonsense

2) n : a person's asshole

"That's nothing but a bunch of bunkum!"

"Yo, you've got some nasty stank coming from your bunkum!"

by Dizzy G July 15, 2005

bunkum bunk

Used to express moderate inconvenience, or a moderate anger.

May also be used in conjunction with fita fita

axn: We can't go to Taco Bell, taco Tom got pooned by some black dude.
clutch: Bunkum Bunk. Who cares, let's go see how bad the poonage was.

by clutch like yes April 24, 2006

Bunkum

The cum(kum) left after nutting on a persons ass. i.e. the kum on the buns

I left a wizz of bunkum on that chick I fucked last night.

by Bentheken September 27, 2020

gorey bunkum

The art of jiggery-pokery and all things flighty. The ethereal art of the hypno-fiddler.

Look at Matt; he is the high priest of gorey-bunkum

by bigwizz February 4, 2005

buntumkins

When you mix several items from various fast food restaurants together, making a new item or items.

"No way man, McGangbangs aren't true buntumkins because they only have items from one fast food joint."

by Jevne_21 June 10, 2020

Bunkum

Nonsense

That’s a whole bunch of bunkum, Mister.

by pokestar123 November 4, 2022