Bunk Funk
When you jerk off in bed and you are too lazy to care where you cum, you inevitably squirt your juices in your sheets. You then get tired and fall asleep, bam, a week later you've got a bad case of bunk funk.
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Funk Your Bunk
A way to say something makes you very happy.
Similar to 'rocks my socks' or 'rocks my boat'.
Only better. Because everyone knows funk is here to stay.
Similar to 'rocks my socks' or 'rocks my boat'.
Only better. Because everyone knows funk is here to stay.
Funk Your Bunk by Izzybella July 5, 2006
Related Words
Bunk Funk • Funk Your Bunk • Funk in the Bunk • bunk • Bunk Beds • bunk'd • bunk up • bunk a dunk • bunk artist • bunk ass shit
Funk in the Bunk
A sex move originated at Fordham University involving two guys, one girl, and a bunk bed. One guy sits on the long edge of the bunk with his legs hanging down. The girl then has sex with the guy on the top bunk while hanging her head and body down off the top bunk(she is suspended by the legs which are held down by the top bunk guy) and gives a blow job to the guy on the lower bunk.
"It sucks that we have bunk beds!" "Not when you can funk in the bunk."
Those two guys gave her a little funk in the bunk.
Have you three funked in the bunk?
Those two guys gave her a little funk in the bunk.
Have you three funked in the bunk?
Funk in the Bunk by Hughes Hall L-Train December 7, 2009
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