Bunk Funk

When you jerk off in bed and you are too lazy to care where you cum, you inevitably squirt your juices in your sheets. You then get tired and fall asleep, bam, a week later you've got a bad case of bunk funk.

Guy #1: "Dude, what are those crusty white patches on your sheets?"
Guy #2: "Damn I forgot to clean that shit after I was whacking the weasel."
Guy #1: "That's right bitch, now you've got a rancid case of bunk funk."

Bunk Funk by Moonnite July 9, 2009

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Funk Your Bunk

A way to say something makes you very happy.
Similar to 'rocks my socks' or 'rocks my boat'.
Only better. Because everyone knows funk is here to stay.

I got a tattoo today?
Ooh, did it funk your bunk?

Funk Your Bunk by Izzybella July 5, 2006

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Bunk Funk • Funk Your Bunk • Funk in the Bunk • bunk • Bunk Beds • bunk'd • bunk up • bunk a dunk • bunk artist • bunk ass shit

Funk in the Bunk

A sex move originated at Fordham University involving two guys, one girl, and a bunk bed. One guy sits on the long edge of the bunk with his legs hanging down. The girl then has sex with the guy on the top bunk while hanging her head and body down off the top bunk(she is suspended by the legs which are held down by the top bunk guy) and gives a blow job to the guy on the lower bunk.

"It sucks that we have bunk beds!" "Not when you can funk in the bunk."

Those two guys gave her a little funk in the bunk.

Have you three funked in the bunk?

Funk in the Bunk by Hughes Hall L-Train December 7, 2009

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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