Skip to main content

Bumslug

A really slimy, slug shaped shit.
Mike Carr 'Sweaty Bumslug!'
by Chobert Rage July 6, 2010
mugGet the Bumslug mug.

bumslut

n. inf(!) A hoor who specializes in backdoor delivery, and has become so familiar with Cadbury Lane olympics that she desires and eventually, REQUIRES, a daily dose of sodomy.
Priest: Do you, Terry, promise to turn this respectful, sweet and innocent young lady into a nasty, filthy, fusty, slimy, cummy, rotten, shitty, dirty, skanky, rancid, foul, putrid, fetid, horrible little bumslut?
Me: I do.
Priest: And do you, Germaine, promise to take a regular rectal rogering from your betrothed as and when he demands?
Bumslut: I do.
Priest: We now conclude the ceremony by explaining in graphic detail and diagram the foul, ungodly, unforgivable anal action which will tonight take place in Germaine's pink, pristine, virgin bumhole to her father.
Father: I might kill myself if you do that.
Me: Amen.
by Terry Deary August 28, 2006
mugGet the bumslut mug.
Related Words

bumslag

Your daughter is a real bumslag.
by not not not neil September 6, 2009
mugGet the bumslag mug.

bum slug

to have a slug up ones bum
oooo i feel a a bum slug coming on soon jeffery
by John Terry May 10, 2005
mugGet the bum slug mug.

bumplug

a plug used to close um sum1s asshole
ther was crap evry i used a bumplug
by blueice31 July 16, 2007
mugGet the bumplug mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email