Bumpy Ride

Term used to discribe receiving a lap dance from a flatulating stripper.

Justin: Did you just finish eating Taco Bell?
Stripper: Yes Sugar, now sit back and relax. It's going to be a bumpy ride.
Justin: If I tip you with pocket change will you go away

by SouthTroyCore January 22, 2014

The bumpy ride home.

When you take the bike seat off, spread your cheeks, and slowly sitting down on the seat post... Then take the bumpiest ride home, enjoy ;)

* Traditionally done with a Lance Armstrong poster in view.

Guy one: "I took "The bumpy ride home." and my ass hole is sore!"

Guy two: "sweet, can I see it?"

Guy three: "Got an extra bike?"

by I took the bumpy road home ;) March 26, 2010

bump ride

verb: when you go on a drive with a system that bumps just to listen to music with no destination

"yo dude i just downloaded this new song and it bumps on my system!"

"awesome lets go on a bump ride!"

by syren1 September 20, 2013