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When someone tries to bribe you for something, tea in Britain. If you are called a bum lick, you better fuck off because you probably aren’t wanted :D
Oh I like tea *adjusts monical*. You look beautiful today, can I have some te- NO FUCK OFF YOU SLOPPY BASTARD.nobody wants a bum lick
Bum lick by Bummerbumcrack July 7, 2019
Words you can keep
A general word that you use towards someone you hate or are mad at.
Guy: Gimme 50 cents so i can buy an ice cream.
You: STFU bum lick
bum lick by AnDrEw April 1, 2005
Some one who sucks up to another person that much that he gets annoying
Jayden says “ ur so good josh and shut up Noah”

“Oi jaydens such a bum lick my slime” “true dat fam”
Bum lick by Blasclat yute December 6, 2020
Someone who does what someone says. You know those people who are always other people's minions. Yeah them minons.
"Gertrude always does what jimmy says"

"Innit bro she's such a bum lick"

"Fr"
Bum lick by Jimmynilly June 13, 2023

Crawly Bum Lick

A snitch, brown noser, grass.
Person One: I really like your dress, brings out your eyes!
Person Two: Ahh thanks!!!
Person Three: * mutters* What a crawly bum lick!!!
Crawly Bum Lick by Jeff2009 June 25, 2009

Curly bum lick 

A curly bum lick may sound naughty but is in fact slang for the word omelette. An omelette or omelet is a preparation of beaten egg cooked with butter or oil in a frying pan, usually folded around a filling such as cheese, vegetables, meat, or some combination of the above.
I went to my local cafe today and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee and a curly bum lick.
Curly bum lick by Nickutd1 February 22, 2008

lick bum 

A person who will do anything to please another or will copy them.

Can also be used as a verb : licking bum.
You: "I like dat TV show, it's well safe."
Friend: "Yeah innit, well safe."
You "Ah, you're just a lick bum."
lick bum by Terri March 5, 2005
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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