Buffet Monster 

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.

a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"

Buffet Monster by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009

buffer monster 

When loading a video on the Internet, this is the figurative monster that prevents you from seeing the entire video as one smooth video. This occurs when your progress in a video "catches up" with the part not yet loaded/buffered and the video is prevented from progressing until the next part loads/buffers.

Usually, the buffer monster gets you when you least expect it to or at the most inconvenient time of the video. Most common forms include the spinning circles, the "dot-dot-dot," and the growing and/or glowing bars. (Note: the buffer monster can also sometimes be invisible.)

To avoid the buffer monster:
1. Let the entire video load before pushing play.
2. Get a faster computer and/or internet connection.

"This next part of the video is amaz--dammit! It's still loading."
"Haha, yeah...the buffer monster got you!"
"Shut up, Todd."

buffer monster by petros86 May 12, 2010