when an obliging and well endowed lady performs a simultaneous rimjob and titwank on a grateful gentleman
Whilst waiting for the next patient to arrive, the anaesthetist was most grateful to the scrub nurse who had removed her top and his trousers, and was buffing the little trombone with vigour.
by illustriousbob June 12, 2011
a phrase questioning the aftermath of a buddies encounter with a girl he would like to have sexual relations with.
-stuffed meaning that said female engaged in sexual activities with your friend, so he stuffed her vagina
-buffed meaning that your friends female friend did not put out and he was forced to go home and jack off to the sexual thrill of the situation
-stuffed meaning that said female engaged in sexual activities with your friend, so he stuffed her vagina
-buffed meaning that your friends female friend did not put out and he was forced to go home and jack off to the sexual thrill of the situation
a good situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: stuffed man!
a bad situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: buffed... she said she wasnt ready
patrick: hahahahahaha buffer
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: stuffed man!
a bad situation
patrick: hey man! how was last night!
cameron: alright, me and my girlfriend went out.
patrick: oh man! stuffed or buffed!
cameron: buffed... she said she wasnt ready
patrick: hahahahahaha buffer
by ballcheeze June 1, 2010
The wife was away, so I had to buff the happy lamp till my knuckles bled.
Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.
Sorry I missed your call, I was buffing the happy lamp.
by The nige August 1, 2006
Two guys sitting across from each other who simultaneously massage each other's balls with their feet and toes. Yup. The ol' double foot fuck.
It looked like he was just watching a movie with his boyfriend on the couch, but I'm pretty sure they're ball-buffing bunion-buddies.
by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011
by Jaki J September 28, 2005
by Jesse Shaw aka crawdad aka j-shaw January 17, 2008
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount July 11, 2008