A king among bros who leads his pack into battle and against all odds. Heroes get remembered, but this bro-king legend never dies...

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

noun: A dumb shit; someone on the brink of retardation; someone with the inability to talk, listen, type, or even use sign language.

verb: to act like a complete moron; to embarass others in front of females.

An annoying, try-hardy word used by white, woke-attempting granola boys and girls trying to avoid standard conversation pieces with baristas of coffeeshops hopping on the bandwagon of serving Kombucha.

Slang and/or nickname for "kombucha". Pronounced "booch".

synonymous with the word "bunch",
but with greater emphasis on how hip the objects and/or people in the "bunch" are.

(rhymes with "much") used as a slang to mean a "bitch" that is good (a good bitch). What you may call a friend or someone who has done a good deed. Originated from a piss-take on the New Zealand accent.